30 of the Punniest Just A Little Fun Puns You Can Find

30 of the Punniest Just A Little Fun Puns You Can Find !

1. The grass is always greener on the other side because the septic tank is on the other side.
2. My wife left me, but she took the house.
3. An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
4. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
5. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
11. A backward poet writes inverse.
12. Did you hear about the Zen Buddhist who was caught smuggling drugs? He got zapped.
13. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. Did you hear about the Zen Buddhist who was caught smuggling drugs? He got zapped.
16. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
17. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
18. A backward poet writes inverse.
19. Did you hear about the Zen Buddhist who was caught smuggling drugs? He got zapped.
20. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
21. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
22. A backward poet writes inverse.
23. Did you hear about the Zen Buddhist who was caught smuggling drugs? He got zapped.
24. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
25. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
26. A backward poet writes inverse.
27. Did you hear about the Zen Buddhist who was caught smuggling drugs? He got zapped.
28. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
29. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.